squirrel neck

1. person of very little importance or signifigance as coined by mixed martial arts fighter Jason "Mayhem" Miller 2. a frustrating person to deal with. 3. A person in position of power who abuses his power. 4. A term of endearment to friends; a nonsensical filler phrase.

That dude is a squirrel neck!

by Eduardo Fantastico August 29, 2006

Squirrel Monkey

When a short person gets really pissed and is ready to attack you

Man, my girl will go off on you like a Squirrel Monkey....its Jersey shore bitch!

by matchesb January 7, 2011

Trolling for squirrel

1. To go out in search of fine ass game
2. To actively seek out hot individuals of either sex who have possibility of becoming anything within range of one night stand to long term relationship.

Squirrel:

Any individual of romantic or physical interest that one meets in a variety of situations. Squirrel can include crushes, makeout buddies, one night stands, or several boys a lady may be dating all at once.

Example A: "Let's go trolling for squirrel tonight, ladies. It's been too long since Big Mama's gotten any."
Example B: "I've got several different squirrels going on right now: Bio Class Squirrel, 21st Street Coop Squirrel, and Overseas Squirrel."

by Devon-Marie December 9, 2008

gray squirrel

An old lady's pubic area.

When she fell, I was grossed out when I caught a glimpse of her gray squirrel.

by Johnny GlamRok May 16, 2008

Squirrel Face

A quotation used for describing someone with a squirrel like face

I remember who you are now...My brother used to call you Squirrel Face at school!!

by Soozy Magoozy March 7, 2009

handicapped squirrel

Limp black penis

Woah look at that mans Handicapped Squirrel!

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

dirty squirrel

partner puts mouth over your butthole while you fart making her (or his) cheeks pop out like a squirrel with a mouth full of nuts

I gave Kim a dirty squirrel last night

by dogdaddydollaz March 3, 2011