splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.

Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!

by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008

splintertilla

A tortilla chip corner that breaks off in your mouth and lodges itself into your gums; a tortilla chip splinter. If left untreated, a splintertilla may migrate upward to infect grey matter and impair brain function related to sensory and motor stimulus. Or is that because of the 4 margaritas you just gulped down? Whatever. Splintertillas suck.

Oh! Noooo! I just got a splintertilla!

Hey! Slow down on those chips, pal! Do you want to get a splintertilla?

I was laid up all last week. Splintertilla. It almost killed me.

by Moonpie Feedbag June 20, 2010

Spunt

A Spunt is a spicy cunt riddled with gonorrhea.

"Man why does my dick ooze green hot sauce?" "Probably because you fucked a nasty spunt!"

by Mikeoxlongyouknow June 9, 2018

Bird Splurt

When a bird ejaculates when it is flying overhead and the ejaculate (bird splurt) lands on you.

The bird splurted on Jackies face when she was sitting at the picinic table. Therefore, Jackie had bird splurt on her face.

by Pimpish February 11, 2010

splunge

A short board or plank attached to a long pole used for stirring up the bottom of a shallow pond or stream.

by Douglas August 26, 2003

Splunge

Plunge forcefully, used as a contraction for "super plunging."

Joe, after noticing his toilet was overflowing, knew he would have to splunge the toilet, or do some splunging.

by JamesTC July 1, 2009

Slunt

Combination "Slut" and "Cunt"
The worst of the worst regarding the modern day man or woman.
A philanderer who also upholds a negative and off color re pour with others

After I shagged the slunt, she stole my wallet

by zack krone October 26, 2008