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Cake Sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: I can't wait for Alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on Leno.

Jennifer: I can sit on a cake for you just as sexily as she does. Unlike her, I may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth butt getting into my crack....YUM!
by SeniorGaGaGa October 21, 2010
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shitting dicknipples

1. An image (usually hentai) so disgusting that no conceivable person would ever find it pleasing.

2. An interjection usually used in a context relating to pornography.

Originating from 4chan, most likely on /b/
1. "My god, why would you post shitting dicknipples?"

2. "Shitting dicknipples, that's a huge filesize!"
by Encyclopedia Dramatica April 15, 2007
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man-sitting

Similar to but worse than mansplaining, man-sitting is when a man sits silently and listens earnestly when a woman speaks, forcing her to actually say something useful for once so that she doesn't sound like a retard.
Sargon of Akkad was man-sitting Anita so viciously, she had to verbally abuse him to protect herself.
by Kulaktikal July 8, 2017
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spittin seedz

to talk trash, bullshit, nonsense, incoherent mess. frontin like youre the shit when you aint shit.
"quit spittin seedz nigga..yo ass spittin all dem seedz up in my grill, got me brushin dat sheitt off wit a broom n shit."
"a broom? dats sum seedz fo yo ass right there."
by manny arocha April 9, 2006
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Splitting Lips

This term is used for a guy's night out. Almost like a rally cry. It means either getting into a fight and punching someone in the lip or getting a girl back home and splitting the other kind of lips.
"He's over there splitting lips."

"Yo, Creep is in full lip splitting mode tonight, Watch the F out!"

"Turk's gonna split that chick's lips later."
by Mess104 April 15, 2009
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Sitting On A Rock

When something is slow or has lack of bustle.
(while on a camping trip in april)
Tara: Man, this camping trip is really sitting on a rock!

Molly: Man, busininess is slow today.

Austin: Yeah, it's really sitting on a rock.
by Molly and Tara July 12, 2009
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Shitting Twinkies

How you feel when you are or were really scared of something, someone or an event.
Man....when those two Pit Bulls chased me, I was shitting twinkies! I thought for sure I was going to get a mauled!
by Bigdog1973 August 14, 2011
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