knife soup

A kitchen sink of soapy water with sharp knives hiding in its depths.

Darling, can you wash the dishes? No problem love.

Arghhh I've cut myself. You didn't tell me it was knife soup!!!

by The Second Englishman June 10, 2021

Fecal Soup

Feces that's so runny it resembles a nice steamy bowl of soup in your toilet.

Just brewing up some Fecal Soup

by Scrotymcboogerballsthereturn July 9, 2011

Watermelon Soup

That one kid that likes BBC and thinks that head with no teeth is better than head with teeth and they usually have huge ass cocks.

That one kid Watermelon Soup always is finger banging my mom

by Fortniteamongus April 24, 2021

stone soup

This is what you make when a friend in your group who has no other friends and no one even likes asks you to hang out with them and you do so out of pity. However, he/she is only tolerable if everyone else in your group comes over at the same time so the person gets placed in the background. This is reminiscent of a children's story of the same name in which something inedible (stone soup) becomes tolerable if everyone chips in.

"Susan asked me to hang out with her on Friday night. Can you and Matt come over so I don't have to put up with her alone?"

"Yeah, we'll help you make some stone soup."

by rainbownights April 15, 2010

Hand soup

A tub of melted ice with beverages in it from which everyone has been grabbing out of all night

Man!! if you grab a beer out of that hand soup, wash it off, you dont know whose booger pickers and pecker pullers have been in there!!!

by djshaggyd March 6, 2009

cold soup

soup thats cold

man, i have cold soup!

by coldsoup July 26, 2019

Variable Soup

In Computer programming, when the mind is clogged with different variable names. You struggle to remember what variables match different things. This is known as Variable Soup.

Its often a good idea to take five and do something different (e.g. check the news) and then go back to it with a fresh pair of eyes.

Ive got variable soup, I cant remember what I was doing.
Looking at this is giving me variable soup.

by LiveHybrid March 15, 2010