In the show he didn't actually fucking fight in the wars he's hyped up for being involved in, so, no... His "battle I.Q." isn't higher and in the comic books Homelander tricks him in to letting him (Homelander) fuck his (Solider Boy) butthole. No. Soldier Boy doesn't win.
Hym "And in addition to Solider boy, Nolan's bum ass doesn't win either. This clown is out here getting beaten to death by a metal mace. Wouldn't have survived without high tech medical intervention. You expect me to believe that I'm not going to cook his brains like a poached egg? Get the fuck outta here."
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