Shlamoiel

1. A Jewish cleric of non-Rabbinical status, usually with the duty of performing circumcisions.

2. A derogatory term, akin to cock-sucker. I.E. Cock-cutter.

"I studied for years under cleric James Salamon to become the prolific Shlamoiel I am today."

"Dat Jimmy kid is quite da shlamoiel, no?"

by DaTooth Fairy July 10, 2009

salami slammer

yet another definition used to say that a man is gay. literally saying that he slams another man's salami.

Bob - "Shit man, what's up with John lately?"
Frank - "Oh he's just upset that he realised he's a salami slammer"
Bob - "LMAO"
Frank - "hahaha, Burn on that retard!!"

by white_boy_who_likes_rap December 1, 2006

Greasy Salamander

The act of egging a house or other dwelling. The term originated in the town of Mapleton, Iowa, where it is commonly used in, among other areas, to this day.

Let's pull a greasy salamander on Ricardo's house tonight!

by JackTheSnackEater November 14, 2011

salami sam

the act of pounding your dick on the girls vagina until your penis look like salami

I gave my girl a salami sam and then she got grossed and i slapped that bitch

by J-Pat January 14, 2008

salamander

a word meaning sweet, nifty keen, rock on dude.

"Whoa. Those photos are so salamander."

"I went to the movies today."
"Salamander"

by The Real Rebecca September 1, 2008

salaminka

what you name your salamander

hello salaminka

by salaminka June 1, 2003

salamicide

The act of killing the Salami man. Although it is very rare, Salamicide comes with the punishment of fasting for 1 week.

My girlfriend broke up with me because she did not approve of the Salamicide I committed last week.

by spitzer August 8, 2009