shimpu

A heightened state of wonderment and enlightenment spured on by the smoking of marijuana.

Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to spiritual enlightenment can obtain shimpu.

The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.

I call shimpu to order.

by jacktown October 20, 2008

shimpregnated

adj. when a woman is pregnant with a she/him baby.

Bob: Congratulations! Are you having a boy or a girl?
Sue: Both. I'm shimpregnated.

by Lil Miss Thadeus Muttengreggor May 18, 2010

shimp

shrimp (like the sea creature 🍤 🦐 <— this thing) except it’s doesn’t have the 18th letter of the alphabet (r)

person 1: isn’t this video of thurstonwaffles the cat meowing for a shrimp really cute?
person 2: a what
person 1: a shrimp??
person 2: don’t you mean shimp??????? what the hell get with the times.

by shrewgod November 10, 2019

CG5 Simp

Someone, typically 12 to 16 year old girls who have a extreme interest or Stan like behavior, often obsessive or off putting over the musical artist named CG5.

Person 1: Help! The CG5 simps keep posting uncomfortable fancam edits
Person 2: That sounds unhealthy

by ElongMusty March 27, 2022

Anime boy simp

An anime boy simp is someone who is a person who simps and has feeling for this thing called an “anime boy” they feel love towards this “unreal male” who will never exist.

“Have you heard Kelly turned into an anime boy simp?”
“Jesus that girl has no life”

by Is that a simp ew May 22, 2021

Bob Velseb Simp

Basically a person who simps for Bob Velseb. A.K.A. Me.

Person 1: I think i'm a Bob Velseb simp.

Person 2: Same.

by A random goth girl April 26, 2023

Simp

A guy who feels intense emotions and acts mushy for a girl he’s probably only known for 3 months just because she she gave him some or he’s hoping to get some. But these days it’s a loosely used word and can reference anyone who even values or respects women.

X: I heard him on the phone with Jenny telling her she deserves the world.
Y: Bro he literally met her last week... He a Simp.

OR
Guy: I respect women and don’t objectify them.
Incel: SIMP!!!!!!

by Nnyahh May 29, 2020