Smart bombs

Noun. Euphemism referring to a pair of female breasts, which, once activated, can be pointed at a male target and zero in on his most vulnerable area, rendering it under the control of his attacker. (Not his brain.)

knockers, hooters, boobs, tits, Smart bombs

by Queen of the Smart bombs September 23, 2009

smart-on

See smart on.

It saddens me to think that the intellectually challenged are incapable of a smart-on. But a good, liberal arts education is the sure cure for their cerebral impotence.

by joelmw October 25, 2010

Sharteeze

When one sneezes and sharts at the same time.

Proper Noun:
Explosive diarrhea expelled through the anus during a sneeze.
Sharteezed (pst)

Verb Phrase:
Beotch, I'll sharteeze in yo face.

Becky sharteeze was epic in deed. That shiznit went all over the bathroom wall. Damn girl. I would hate to clean that up. Explosive shart.

A classic sharteeze happened in the movie Hall Pass.

by Bontheball.com February 19, 2012

'Smart car'ed

When you are driving around in a crowded parking lot and think you finally see a space, you go for it but just as you're about to pull in, you see a smart car parked all the way at the front of the space.

"Dude what took you so long to park" "The lot was crowded and I got "'smart car'ed" a few times"

by Ensen Jackles February 11, 2013

smartassery

The state of being a smart ass.

Smartassery is a required by all contributors when adding new words to the Urban Dictionary.

by SmartAssery December 18, 2012

smartcasm

Smart ass comments said in a sarcastic way. Don't worry, you'll know it when you hear it.

His considerable talent for smartcasm was exceeded only by his ability to escape the consequences of his actions.

by Oldogfoto February 4, 2016

Smart-alecky

the art of or being a smart ass.

We were treated like a 3rd grader when the car salesman was trying to sell us the extended warranty with his smart-alecky attitude .

by Highstress September 5, 2016