Sloppy Gandhi

When ya girl doesn’t eat for three weeks and her first meal is your nut.

Finally let the upstairs girl give me some sloppy Gandhi. Man was she hungry.

by Tedmburke March 20, 2021

sloppy shit

a really messy shit that splashes your vile doo-doo all over your gangly nuts

i took a big sloppy shit and sprayed nasty reddish-brown dookie on my testicles

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthfull of Copenhagen.

Dude she gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night, shit looked like lawn clippings on my shaft.

by sumbitchjesus October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When your southern girlfriend packs a phat lip of dip and gives you one sloppy blowjob

Blarg: Want me to give you a sloppy Dallas

Eric: Of course brother
Also Eric: OhHhHhHh yesss my friending!

by Sloppy Taloppy October 15, 2020

Sloppy Disco

When you tape a mirror to your nutsack like a disco ball, so you can see your gooch while you're fucking someone.

Dave: "Hey, I cut myself while performing a sloppy disco last night."
Tyrone: "The trick is to use a smaller mirror so you don't have to break it."
Dave: "Shit, you right."

by milkBAKE August 16, 2018

sloppy earplug

When you spit in a girls ear and put your penis in it

My bitch was annoying me so I gave her the sloppy earplug

by Biggiecheese20 February 3, 2022

Sloppy Toast

When you ejaculate on a peice or toast
(and then proceed to spread it like butter) and force your female partner to shove it up her vagina to get her pregnant.

Ah damnit!! Roger got me with the sloppy toast trick again this morning!

by The Dragon master 420 July 24, 2019