Red-eared slider

The act of motor boating a woman's vagina while she is on her period until the blood spreads far enough to make your ears red.

Bob went down on a woman who was menstruating to get his first red-eared slider.

by nadabus December 5, 2010

spidell

The raddest fucking name on the planet. I can't even begin to tell you how awesome a person with this name is. Also the name for a donkey rapist.

"Will them Spidell boys make it over the cliff or will they lose all of Hazard County in a drunken sack race?"

by Garrett Pratt April 21, 2008

Nose slide a rail

Code for snorting a line of a powdered drug, preferably cocaine.

Tom and Pete are snorting coke in the basement while Toms mom is around.
Pete says: Hey Tom, wanna nose slide a rail real fast?
Tom says: Sure bro *winks*

by minnesota_stoner January 1, 2009

freundian slide

A freuendian slide begins when one makes a freudian slip. To turn it into a slide, however, you must own it.

man: give me a moment to look up your skirt
woman: do you mean profile?
man: you know what? no. no i don't
passerby: that was quite the freundian slide

by dreadedClank February 18, 2009

Log Slide

Occurs when your partner poops all over your pillows/bed after doing it anal

Bob: "U think Whitney and Charlie had sex last night?"

Tom: "Hell yeah man! Whitney did a log slide all over his pillow when they finished."

Bob: "Wow I'd never want to sleep on those pillows again

by Ipassonrumors September 1, 2010

Wet slide, chronic excuse

A phrase that can be used to excuse anything.

Dave: "Hey, man! Why'd you just rape my cat?!"
Jack: "Wet slide, chronic excuse."
Dave: "Oh, okay then."

by Jackadave January 1, 2011

Arkansas Slider

A blowjob given with dentures removed

The old woman gave the old man an Arkansas Slider for his birthday

by Ma n Pa January 6, 2012