Kit-Kat Shuffle

Female masturbation.

''I came home early and caught the wife doing the Kit-Kat shuffle over a picture of George Clooney last night.''

by ZedHead November 14, 2007

Montana Muscle Shuffle

When a man fists two dudes at the same time until their rectums fall out. After the act has been comitted the male shall drink the blood that has been spilled by the victims, then vomit it on the floor. Three men cum on the pile then poor it in a cup, creating a peppermint swirl, then one man shall be selected to be drowned in the peppermint swirl while the rest of the victims shout Montana slang.

Yo me and my girl did a Montana Muscle Shuffle

by Jonny838294 February 23, 2019

The Kieth Olberman Shuffle

When you take thumbtacks, place them as deep as possible into a girls ass skin (to stimulate the never endings of course) meanwhile, you are beating the pussy up with a rolled up news paper until the bleeding lubricates it naturally. When she is close to passed out call her a slut, cut her head off with a chainsaw and put it on a tiki pole. Grab your best Indian outfit and do a sacrificial dance around the pole while sacrificing a live sheep. This is followed by an anal rape session.

Did you throw away the paper honey? i would love to do The Kieth Olberman Shuffle tonight.

by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK March 8, 2011

ipod shuffle

Another ingenious creation by Apple.

About the size of a pack of gum, the iPod Shuffle holds up to 240 songs for much more reasonable price than the other, more expensive iPods (iPod Video, iPod Nano, iPod mini, etc.). With one simple slide, one can program the iPod Shuffle to play straight through or play songs in random order. Indeed, the iPod Shuffle is by far the eaiest mp3 player to operate. And when it comes down to it, they're just plain cute.

iPod Shuffles sell for $99.

Joey: The other iPods may have fancier features, but I like my iPod Shuffle.
Merideth: Yeah, plus,I was able to pay for it myself with my money from my after-school job at Dairy Queen.

by AbbyhasaniPodShuffle April 9, 2006

dwight yokum shuffle

made famous by country singer dwight yokum.shuffling of feet in a stealthy way to sneak up on people.

Darrel did the dwight yokum shuffle in the lunch line.

by Darrel January 1, 2005

five fingered shuffle

To masturbate; have a wank

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

Kitty Cat Shuffle

A dance wherein you stay in one place but shuffle your feet vigorously, extend your hands like paws repeatedly, and meow in people's faces as loudly, but also as seductively, as you can. Usually done by women.

Ol' Swampy came up in here tryin to do the Kitty Cat Shuffle. Nah, sen.

by popmafia July 9, 2010