shmoop

a sexual act that usually breaks all the bones in one's body, killing them in the process

Man I really want to shmoop that little twink's asshole

by sausagelover069 May 19, 2017

Shmoo

A poop you take in a tub.

Elliott took a shmoo on his honeymoon.

by McnittsTITS October 11, 2017

shmonker doodle

A person, usually tall or overweight, who always ends up being a bafoon in serious situations.

The shmonker doodle was physically removed from the funeral service for laughing hysterically during the final prayer.

by Jared Sill June 22, 2006

Shmonday

Shmonday is the day of the week ocurring inbetween Sunday and Monday.

Brandon: "Hey Patrick, wanna hang out on Shmonday?"
Patrick: "Sure. In fact, this Shmonday is National Buy-a-Gun Day!"

by Frederick Paladinsky September 19, 2008

Shmonday

The act of "smashing" on a Monday, usually involving two or more people of the same gender and one person of the opposite.

Based on her level of promiscuity, I think it's fair to say that she is excellent Shmonday material.

by Harry Bozak April 27, 2007

shmojo

shmojo means that a man has very very bad body odor

That boys got some out-o-site shmojo

by david[P.B.] August 26, 2007

SHMONG

Term coined by the highly rated Digital marketing company in NYC names SHMONG. Used as a word of excellence and happiness. Usually said when things are great and in abundance.

You just made a million dollars? SHMONG!

by Big Boss Gorilla April 27, 2019