Shelf

The act of taking ones hands and pushing up their boobs in a moderately sexual way in which the goal is to excite a man or multiple men. The most commonly used technique is when the hands of the "shelfer" makes a straight line or a "shelf" and lifts the breasts up, and then back down. The word "shelving" most commonly refers to women, however men can shelf their man boobs or moobs for comedic purposes.

To get the attention of some guys at the party, Julie she decided to shelf.

by TheTheatricalFedora July 28, 2011

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Shelf

A pair of tits that are so big you can use them as a shelf.

Look at the shelf on that stripper.

by merdogg January 16, 2010

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Sheffizle-ism

A religion that honors a big, purple dinosoar. Roots come from a certain fly white history teacher somewhere in the northeastern U.S.

I practice Sheffizle-ism during period 8/9 and I dig it, yo.

by Ashley-izzle July 29, 2008

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Sheffield Sick Pie

Following the Sheffield Shagpile, the partner being shagged in the ass, who now finds sick in their hair and dripping down their face, after they shat on their partner, also throws up combining the sick with that of their partners. Unfortunately there is no easy means of cleaning this up so you take the plunge and eat this Sheffield Sick Pie.

Oli had done a Sheffield Shagpile with Ben and now feels ill as Bens sick is dripping down his chin. Oli is sick into the sick that belongs to Ben, but his water has been cut off and he has no way of cleaning the mess. Oli decides it is best to have a Sheffield Sick Pie as his real lover Russ is due round later.

by kjk72 October 8, 2008

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