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Pencil Shaving

Pencil Shaving: When one of your female friends tries to act intelligent but ends up looking like an absolute spazmoid.
Example:
Abbie: Did you guys know that vaccines cause autism?
Jake: You do realise that's completely wrong right? There are studies to prove it you absolute pencil shaving
by Clit_B4n9 July 16, 2019
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Shave Her Saint Bernard

An extremely hairy vagina area that needs to be tamed.
Kim had to shave her saint bernard before putting on her bikini bottoms for the beach later today.
by JohnTesimo April 27, 2016
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Shave Pussy

Pronounced: shave•puh•see

(Verb): The act of shaving or trimming a cat’s facial fur, typically the whiskers or the fur as a form of grooming or aesthetic modification. While whiskers are important for a cat's sensory perception, this term refers to an unconventional and often controversial grooming practice where the cat's natural facial fur is altered for personal or cosmetic reasons.

The term “shave pussy” is meant to describe the process in a playful, lighthearted way, but should be used with caution, as removing or trimming whiskers can impact a cat’s ability to navigate its environment.
1. "I was experimenting with some new cat grooming techniques today. I shaved my pussy tinkerbell—just a tiny trim around her cheeks. She looks so much neater now!"

2. "I wouldn’t recommend it, but my friend went overboard and did a full shave pussy on his cat. It was honestly kind of bizarre, but the cat didn't seem to mind."

3. "Be careful when shaving pussies, you don’t want to mess with their whiskers too much! It’s risky, but some owners like to try it for a cleaner look."

Note: Always be cautious with pet grooming cats rely heavily on their whiskers for spatial awareness and balance, so altering them can potentially confuse or disorient the animal
by EMD F59PHI January 14, 2025
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Penis Shavings

when dick so bomb you could still feel yourself gagging on it
Damn! I just got some good dick from Demetri. Girl I got penis shavings. It's been 20 minutes
by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016
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"Just in case" shave

When you're meeting that guy for a second date and you're not sure what is going to happen. Particularly when the date could involve an apartment or home. The art of shaving everything, prior to a date, in hopes of getting down and dirty.
GASP! You're going over to his house?! Make sure you "just in case" shave!

Hm... This guy seems pretty into me, should I "just in case" shave for tonight?

UGH I "just in case" shaved and we didn't even hook up. I could have worn my leggings for another week!
by justincaseshave February 5, 2019
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shaving my cat

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"
by Browncam183 February 7, 2017
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Shave lazy

An individual, regardless of sex who avoids shaving or trimming their hair in areas that regular upkeep is considered appropriate if not essential by social norms or personal hygiene standards.
Everything was going great until I put that ring on her finger, before I knew It she was thirty pounds heavier, shave lazy and had chronic migraines.

It's not really a beard I'm just shave lazy.
by Ender3030 December 5, 2016
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