Shave the Dog

The act of trimming a man's giant mount of bushy pubic hair to a more appropriate length in order to make his junk look bigger and more presentable to the ladies.

Eddie finally decided to shave the dog after his ladies kept complaining about his massive gorilla salad.

by Manscape Artist April 16, 2013

shared a single bed

A euphemism for sex

Ella and I ‘shared a single bed’ last night, if you know what I mean ;)

by aaaa18 October 8, 2018

Shame Shave

When you see a beard that's way awesomer than yours will ever be and you subsequently shave off your own.

Frank: Dude, where's your beard?

John: I went to the World Beard Championships.

Frank: So, you shame shaved?

John: I don't want to talk about it.

by BeardMan May 25, 2012

Suede-shaver

Someone who wears low-end/fake designer clothing in order to appear better than they are.

Suede-shaver: A fake/pleather jacket, knock-off designer clothing, cheap suit in an effort to appear better than they are.

by The crud101 April 12, 2017

shakedown

1. extortion, especially through blackmail

2. a thorough search or frisk

The drug gang tried to use a shakedown on the people who promised to crack down on their activities.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2011

Shave Your Pet

An act of masturbation where one shaves their pubic hair and then proceeds to glue them to one's hand, usually the dominant hand. After the glue has dried, the performer of the act proceeds to make self love with the pube-covered hand.

Person 1: "Dude, why is your hand covered in pubes?"
Person 2: "Oh, I Shaved my Pet last night and can't get the pubes off."

Person 1: "I'm tired of regular masturbation, what can I do to spice it up?"
Person 2: "Why don't you Shave Your Pet?"

by UhuhUhhuhUhhuh July 8, 2014

No Shave April

Much like No Shave November, but much more Indie. You must go the entire month of April without shaving. No exceptions.

Lucas: Dude, it's the middle of spring and you look incredibly haggard with your scruffy beard and flannel shirt.

Gabe: That's because it's No Shave April, man! I'm indie!

by kcash October 29, 2009