someone of a very shady reputation, whom you would borrow money from only as a last resort. they'll charge outrageous interest, and if you fail to pay up, they'll send some of their goons to break your legs.
i borrowed money from vito the loan shark. i missed a payment, and his thugs come around and broke my arm!
by andrew July 21, 2004
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(This uppercut tries to duplicate hunting patterns of the Great White Sharks off of Seal Island in Southern Africa. Where the sharks have learned to wait for prey in the murky depths, then they swim upward at great speeds, slamming into it's prey sending it dazed up several feet into air.)
(This uppercut tries to duplicate hunting patterns of the Great White Sharks off of Seal Island in Southern Africa. Where the sharks have learned to wait for prey in the murky depths, then they swim upward at great speeds, slamming into it's prey sending it dazed up several feet into air.)
Dude, I never saw that "Shark Punch" coming and I don't think her vagina saw it either.
Shelia flopped around like a dying seal after her cooze got "Shark Punched"!
Shelia flopped around like a dying seal after her cooze got "Shark Punched"!
by Da Mad M September 9, 2010
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by Adolf December 7, 2004
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She lit another cigarette and looked away. Her eyes looking beyond me told me for sure that the shark had been jumped.
Howard Dean's campaign jumped the Shark when he stood on the stage raving and shaking his fist at the crowd.
Howard Dean's campaign jumped the Shark when he stood on the stage raving and shaking his fist at the crowd.
by J. Salyer March 22, 2004
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Shark eyes are an indicator of the loss of good judgment, sense of surroundings, and morality.
One the eye of the shark is upon you, horrible and unspeakable things will happen. Coined by the EFVC.
Shark eyes are an indicator of the loss of good judgment, sense of surroundings, and morality.
One the eye of the shark is upon you, horrible and unspeakable things will happen. Coined by the EFVC.
by Keets Reese October 10, 2008
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