Victoria's Secret

the secret is victoria is a man

(barfing after reading0

by Chris February 24, 2005

scratcher

Bed. Where one might sleep.

I need to hit the scratcher cuz I'm knackered.

by jane April 6, 2005

super secret pizza party

a weed smoking session where only a select few are invited and lots of weed is consumed.

where are we going? to a super secret pizza party... great i love pizza!

by beau August 12, 2004

head scratcher

1. Noun. Any particularily puzzling event or object which prompts a puzzled scratch of the head.

2. Head scratch. Verb. Most common reaction when one spots a set of man boobs - especially when the man who is sporting the boobs is not exactly large or fat, and the occurance of the man boobs is puzzlesome, prompting the observer to scratch their head in curiosity

(Jeny scratches her head, looking puzzled)
"Jeny, why are you scratching your head?" asks Michelle.

"Well, look." (points toward a young man.) "He has man boobs... but he isnt fat." Jeny replies.

"Hmmm," ponders Michelle. "Thats a real Head Scratcher."

by mac n fode August 10, 2006

crack scratch

A constant itch associated with lack of crack. Common among crackheads and drug addicts when they need a fix.

Tyrone Biggums, on the Chapelle Show, constantly has a crack scratch.

by cammy March 29, 2006

Secret Santa

Doing someone doggy style and secretly slipping on a Santa hat, while continuing sexual intercourse.

Michael: You are oblivious to the fact that I just pulled a Secret Santa on you, aren't you?

by tg2069 May 6, 2010

scratcher

An inexperienced, untalented, unclean and untrained tattooer. Though usually found working out of home kitchens, they have been known to find work in disreputable tattoo shops. The word "Scratcher" comes from the look of the, so called "tattoos", they produce. Looking more like colored scratchs, than recognizable images.

"Dang man, I got a tat-gun. I'll hook you up in my trailer for a case'a'bud" Phrase frequently used by scratchers

by Bottlevsface December 28, 2005