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Sebastian

A lanky guy with permmy hair.
Whos that lanky guy over there?
Oh it's Sebastian
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Sebastian

A Sebastian is a huge loser who likes underaged girls, and enjoys looking at them suffer while he fucks the living shit out of their petite little body. How disgusting...
Girl: "HELP"
Sebastian: "Open your mouth"
by xXxFaze_SebastianxXx May 5, 2022
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Sebastian Moment

It Is a feeling that sebastian gets when ever joel constantly spouts his twitter username that was previously "studmuffin15" out loud or when it's usually mentioned
Miss Nott Had A "Sebastian Moment" When She Shook Her Table and feel over with Mr Nash's lighting mqueen crocs flying right out of her pelvis to her left ear lobe
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Dirty Sebastian

When you you dig your grimy cold fingers into Sabrina Carpenters pussy soup, put it into a cup and harden the top layer, like it's creme brûlée. Then force feed it to a low income Chinese child wile raping his father, sister, mother, uncle. Afterward you give your 11 year old brother anesthesia and while he's asleep you DIY a transgender surgery, all the while filming it and posting it on www.hairline.com
Grandpa) I remember back in the day, I used to Dirty Sebastian with Kurt Cobain
Kids) Shut the fuck up and let me rape your ass until it bleeds
by penisnijalover69 May 16, 2025
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Sebastian's Parents

Those types of parents that won't let you get a day off of school. Even though you would have a soar throat, feeling dizzy, or feeling like you're about to throw up. You still won't get a day off of school.
"Yo man, I'm not feeling well today, but you know I have Sebastian's Parents, so i have to stay here."
"Feelsbadman"
by Sebek01b October 23, 2017
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Sebastian

Sebastian is not a good person
Girl 1: Im with seb
Girl 2: divorce him now girl
by jnolmo June 18, 2023
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Sebastian Pagan

An asshole! From destroying families to annihilating friendships he will always bring you down. Dont go near him dont talk to him, I would go to such as DONT LOOK at him. If I could change the paths god thy gave me I would have never encountered such a person (if you can even consider him that).
Oh god here comes Sebastian Pagan, HIDE!S
by Diegoberrios July 21, 2023
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