Screaming Sasquatch

This is when you take a sasquatch and a box of crayons and you put them both in a girl's ass and then smack her in the face repeatedly calling her a "sasquatch baby" violently Oot Oot

Yesterday, I saw two monkeys performing a screaming sasquatch on an Australian girl.

by raging sasquatch May 18, 2009

Scrumping

an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".

Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"

Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.

by J-Rym June 14, 2010

Inhale Screaming

I style of "screaming" that involves sucking in air while putting pressure on your throat to make noise to sound like you're screaming. It is very rarely used by musicians because it will ruin your voice in a matter of months, and takes no talent whatsoever. It is basically fake screaming, and sounds horrible too.

Guy 1: Hey man, I learned how to screamo yesterday!

Guy 2: (In disbelief) Oh really? Let's hear it

(Guy 1 starts his inhale "screaming." Guy 2 commits suicide shortly afterward because inhale screaming takes no talent)

by Dantherocker1 April 4, 2011

scrumpinstamina

adj. When a male has an excessive amount of sexual endurance. His energy is so high that he usually ends up fucking his partners into virtual stupors. One who possesses scrumpinstamina is usually multiorgasmic.

My guy has such scrumpinstamina that after I swallowed his spload he proceeded to cum six more times!!!

by Barry Flomar January 18, 2004

Screaming Uranium

A misinformed unbelievable occurance or detail in a film that is so removed from fact that it literally shocks the viewer into suspended belief.

Taken from the film "Kiss Me Deadly" of the 1950's featuring a box of Uranium, that screamed. Showing that the populous of the time obviously had no grasp on this new amazing (and obviously harrowing) nuclear advancement.

-Bull****! How did Nicholas Cage just inject himself in the heart with something and live through the nerve agent?
-Screaming Uranium.
-Oh.

by Parakeet Joe January 29, 2006

Screaming Goblin

During sex, the male is extremely short and the girl is having a screaming orgasm

Hey wee man!

Hey dude.

Wassup?

Just gave this hot chick a "Screaming Goblin"

Sweet

by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010

screaming cat

Synonym: camel toe

Hey, check me in these pants they're pretty tight and I think I may have a screaming cat.

by wolfeagle847 July 22, 2010