double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.
by LostMinD January 27, 2009
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No Scratch

There are no deficiencies in a particular object.
"Let's go back, back to the Gap
Look at my check—wasn't no scratch
So if I stole, wasn't my fault
Yeah, I stole—never got caught"

Spaceship by Kanye West
by jmrtn June 14, 2021
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Sit down and Scratch

"Sit down and scratch" is a phrased used in Trinidadian Creole slang. Its represents an act of idleness, where a person has nothing to do and simply scratches themselves, is usually used sarcastically or as a joke.
"Wha dey feel it is? I busy inno, dey feel I does just sit down and scratch whole day awa?"

"Bai meen wanna do nun nah I just gonna sit down and scratch"
by Cydetrini November 06, 2023
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Scratch-off authority

Authority figures, with veneer of legitimacy so thin, that it can be readily removed, to reveal the criminal constitution that is beneath.
The mother was a hypocrit, and a scratch-off authority, with a history of criminal faults, that she hid behind the facade of respectable, government, employee.
by ancestaera June 26, 2020
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Scratch bully

A person who won’t scratch your back
That scratch bully won’t scratch my itch
by Docnrg January 11, 2024
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Scratched the fly

To fail at something ; to get close at something but then to fail
“She could’ve gotten the job, but she scratched the fly on the interview
by SuperFlyByTheBeach March 18, 2024
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