Scotch Egg Dick

A form of erectial dysfunction in which a male consumes so many Scotch Eggs his heart is no longer able to pump enough blood to his penis.

Andy was even more disappointing than usual in bed, he had Scotch Egg Dick!

by Tacotrex April 30, 2012

Scotch on the rocks

When someone urinates on a man's testicles.

I was at Alfie's last night, and Harry gave me a lovely scotch on the rocks before bed

by Scotch on the rocks May 11, 2014

Thot scotch

An urban cocktail only fitting for a thot Queen. Ingredients consists of two bottles of moscato, one can of pink frozen lemonade concentrate, one can of Sprite. If you want to be fancy add a lemon wedge.

What you drinking on?

moscato punch...

What's in that?

Moscato, lemonade, and sprite.

That sounds like thot scotch!

by jusdndouglas March 30, 2015

sketchfest

A word used to describe something or someone exceedingly sketchy.

Person 1: "whoah, that guy is really sketchy!"
Person 2: "Yeah, sketchfest!"

by Lumaaa May 14, 2008

sketch life

The sex life of a person who isn't actually having sex. Activities that are a part of a person's sketch life include, but are not limited to, making out, feeling up, manual, and oral.

A: So, how's your sketch life been lately?
B: Pretty good; we just got to third base last night!

by TheSketchLives July 6, 2010

Sketch Bucket

One who is sketchy.

Maud looks like a sketch bucket with a bag of cellos and a spatula.

by Ilove M.R. September 13, 2010

Sketch Check

When you are so baked you just get up and check outside of your house to make sure the cops arent there or any other authority.

This morning I got so paranoid after my rips that I did two sketch checks out the front window

by ALLabouttheU April 22, 2011