Hurns Scale

Unofficial name for the Scale of Hurns.

Please see The Scale of Hurns entry for the real definition of the Hurns Scale, and not that bullshit that's already on here.

by not {pole} July 3, 2008

bitch scale

the scale of how bitch a person is being in a day.

danielle is being a 10 on the bitch scale today.

by p0m February 12, 2009

scapegoatse

one who is being accused by a tremendous asshole for gross assholery, regardless of whether they have committed an act of assholishness, in order to deflect attention from the accusing asshole's asshole behavior.

Kanye West became a scapegoatse for George W. Bush, when Bush blamed West for the all time worst moment of his presidency.

by Loco Luko November 5, 2010

scapebobbing

When you make a mistake or miscalculation and rather than take responsibility you simply blame your colleague, Bob. Akin to scapegoating, just with a specific target named "Bob".

Steve: "Um, I think that issue was supposed to be addressed by Bob's subcommittee."

Alan: "Steve, it sounds like you're scapebobbing again."

Steve: "Dang, foiled again!"

by AbleCitizen October 4, 2018

Sape

A typical word from the youtuber "El Bananero"

Que buena que esta Mia SAPEEE!!

by cukillo August 31, 2020

greed scamera

Originating from speed camera, commonly used by car magazine max power to explain the REAL reason the pigs have these annoying devices all over the place. Used to make money to buy more donuts.

I got flashed by a greed scamera on way home, thats £60 down the shitter.

by Da Biatch March 13, 2005

Shichter Scale

A scale ranging from 1, being the lowest, to 10, being the highest, that indicates the intensity of the smell radiating from a shit.

Oh God...that shit smells awful. That's at least a 7 on the Shichter Scale.

by Matt D. Underwood July 5, 2008