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santa vomit

over-the-top or excessive Christmas decor
Looks like Santa vomited in that house
by xstranger December 6, 2013
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Santa Coco

A very poweful doggo who is more powerful than god and is the pet of the god of bread
Is it santa?, or a dog? no its Santa coco!
by Ultracanda August 27, 2022
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Santa clause

A lie that we tell all our children so that we can give them more gifts for no good fucking reason
by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018
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Santa Klaws

People in the Philippines(PI) like 2 celebrate Christmas 4 as long as possible! The playing of Christmas carols in shops starts on the 1st of September! The formal Christmas celebrations start on 16th December when many people go 2 the 1st of 9 pre-dawn or early morning masses. The last mass is on Christmas day. The Christmas celebrations continue 2 the 1st Sunday in January when Epiphany or the Feast of the 3 Kings is celebrated.

In the PI the early masses held be4 Christmas R called the 'Misa de Gallo' or 'Simbang Gabi' in Filipino.

Christmas customs in the PI R a mixture of western & native Filipino traditions. (Christianity became widely known in The PI in the 1500s when missionaries from countries like Portugal & Spain traveled 2 the area.) So people in the PI have Santa Claus (or 'Santa Klaws'), Christmas trees, Christmas cards & Christmas carols from western countries!

One very special person who helps people in the PI celebrate Christmas is Santa R-Kayma Klaws. He is a Filipino citizen, in his 70s & is of Filipino/Irish descent. He has been spreading Christmas cheer among poor Filipino children & seniors by adorning custom made suits as Santa during charity missions & corporate events in poor areas of the Philippines 4 over 56 years. He has a 'giant motor sleigh' (an air-conditioned bus!) that is used in many missions all over the PI. Santa R-Kayma Klaws owns the PI' only reindeer farm at Mt. Isarog in Barangay Sta. Cruz, Ocampo, Camarines Sur.
Santa Klaws may facebook ka ba?
by Santa Klaws November 23, 2020
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Santa Claus

A creepy stalker who watches children 24/7 and makes a “naughty list” the uses this list to choose which children’s houses to break into and steal milk and baked goods, which undoubtedly contributes to his obesity. We don’t know much about him, but this old (probably in his 1000s) creep has gained the trust of children worldwide. The only question is, “Is Santa Claus coming to your town?”
Me: Hey, I just heard something on the roof!
Macaulay Culkin: I’ll go get em.
Me: but what if it’s Santa Claus?
Macaulay Culkin: You’re right... I’ll bring extra bricks!
Me: good thinking! Now go put an end to that creep!
by iabast December 25, 2020
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Santa Ho

A slutty girl that wears a red Santa hat along with a short red and white skirt and high black boots.
Look, there's another Santa Ho. You always see them around Christmas time.
by TygerGal December 9, 2009
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Santa Clause

A lie told to kids by their parents.
Mom: Y/N!
You: Yes mom?
Mom: Why did you lie to us D:< ?!
You: What about Santa Clause? Why did YOU lie about HIM?
Mom: ...
You: Exactly -_- ..
by Rock_Stone May 10, 2019
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