Crimson Sanchez

While having a cuddle with your girl and shes on a four day bleeder, she runs a digit through her bloody slit and smacks you on the upper lip. This leaves a red moustache, thus the "Crimson Sanchez".

Her: Hey Love, wanna cuddle?

Him: Sure thing.

Him: What the fuck?! Smells like fish n' chips...

Her: Congratulations! You've had a Crimson Sanchez!

by Hooligan Hero August 22, 2008

Hairy Sanchez

When a girl with a hairy patch above her vagina sits on your face, thus causing said patch to appear as a mustache on your face.

When my girl gives me a hairy sanchez, I look like I have Ron Jeremy 'stache.

by RangerDan2011 December 16, 2011

Christian Sanchez

The most beautiful man to exist and is very smart and has good taste in music. He also is very good at games. He rocks the unibrow better then Anthony Davis. He is a G.O.A.T

Girl: Is that Christian Sanchez over there
Girl 2: I think ima faint

by 21dale March 9, 2020

Turning a double dirty sanchez

When a friend sticks his finger in a dirty asshole at a (gentlemen's place of leisure) and then swipes his finger across his unsuspecting buddies upper lip.

Brad was turning a double dirty sanchez on Benny after he went in the back room with Shamocha.

by Dirk Thrustwell June 22, 2011

Manual Sanchez

The Manual Sanchez is a prank created with the computer geek in mind. It consists of coming up behind someone concentrating on the screen, scratching your own butt crack and wiping it on his/her upper lip hence creating a stink mustache that he will have to carry around for a while. Usually reserved for the closest friends or the worst enemies.

I just wiped my shitty finger under Ramy's nose...we'll call this one the Manual Sanchez!

by Reeeeno! September 11, 2006

pedro sanchez stache

a flimsy moustache often seen on teenagers who cannot grow a real moustache, but attempt to anyway. seen in abundance during no shave november in middle schools.

looks like a much thinner version of the moustache sported by pedro sanchez in napoleon dynamite

Example #1
( ignorant middle schooler) dude are you gonna do no shave november? all of the upperclassmen are
(realistic middle schooler) don't be stupid we both know that the best we can do is a pedro sanchez stache.

Example #2
middle schooler 1: dude i didnt shave almost the entire summer, check out my bad-ass moustache!
middle schooler 2: you look like the biggest idiot i've ever seen. go shave off that pedro sanchez stache right now before you lose every one of your friends

by LeTacoGrande November 28, 2009

Dirty Sanchez

A respected dentist who lived in a wealthy suburb of Cincinnati and attended his local Methodist church every Sunday, the author of the book "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex," originally found sex surprisingly boring and unfulfilling. And it wasn't just the Ohio women. He often described his sex life as "cumming without really orgasming." Then one day he tried something different and experienced an intensely pleasurable orgasm--he had drawn the handlebars that would soon spread to faces around the globe. As he informed others of his amazing discovery, he became known to sex experts everywhere as "Dirty Sanchez." But this first patented move was only the beginning. "Dirty Sanchez" gave up dentistry and now dedicates himself full-time to discovering exciting new eye-popping, heart stopping sexual positions.

Dirty Sanchez had drawn the handlebars that would soon spread to faces around the globe.

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010