Samuel 

a thot.

wow, what a fucking thot, must be a Samuel.

Samuel by Yurgaybestfriend October 12, 2018

Samuel 

Samuel, also known as Sam, is a cute gay BOY, he is SmOrT and likes rabbits. He is a loyal Boyfriend.

SAMUEL: Sam, you are really cute
SAM: ILY too

Samuel by IceyEnder December 23, 2018

Samuel Marsden 

That bugger who introduced sheep or rabbits to Australia.

Dan:What an ass! He introduced chickens to the Maldives!
Paul:Must be the next Samuel bloody Marsden.

Samuel Marsden by Sucajo August 2, 2004

Samuel 

The biggest annoyance you will ever come across. He makes noise with intent to piss off anyone within a ten foot radius and will get louder if you walk away.

Guy 1: Shut the fuck up!
Guy 2: No!
(Guy 1 walks away)
(Guy 2 follows and gets louder)
Guy 1: FUCK OFF! YOU ARE SUCH A SAMUEL!

Samuel by Mykropenys January 17, 2018

Samuel 

A short Japanese man that has long black hair and looks at do peni.

Samuel said "Your for has a pretty big dick."

Samuel by apollolink November 14, 2018

Samuel 

A violent person who only violently jacks-off and beats women, daily. Doesn't have money or a Dad. Lives in a genially bad area and dislikes everyone.

ffs sake it Samuel, time to get beat

Samuel by Al-an May 11, 2020

samuel hamburger 

A really awesome dude with a horse dick and a big heart.

IF YOU TALK TO SAMUEL HAMBURGER I WILL RIP YOUR LEG OFF

samuel hamburger by Juliana Hamburger December 22, 2017