Dirty Mark Sanchez

When you wipe a booger on someone without them knowing it, that's called a "Dirty Mark Sanchez."

Did you see New York Jet's quarterback Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on back-up quarterback Mark Brunell during the AFC Conference Game? That's what I call a "Dirty Mark Sanchez."

by Saltlick1 January 25, 2011

dirty - sanchez

when you smash out a bitch from behind and you stick your finger in her ass and you pull out shit and then smear it on her upper lip so it looks like a mustache and she smells her own poopie. haha

yo i was fuckin some slut and i gave that bitch a dirty - sanchez

by maxxyboy May 22, 2008

bleeding sanchez

An old mexican tradition whereas several hot peppers are stuffed up ones anal tunnel. The bleeding usually occurs minutes after and is very severe.

Eric went to Mexico and was given a bleeding sanchez by several locals. he liked it so much he went back the next week for more.

by SF September 28, 2004

abe sanchez

Abe Lincoln + Dirty Sanchez

different from the dirty lincoln

Kirsten started whining, so I removed my shaft from her posterior and gave her a dirty sanchez.

She squeeled, so I said "CUNT"

and made an abe lincoln on her chin.

Grabbed my camera and took a picture of that perfect "Abe Sanchez"

by STORer January 3, 2009

Squirty Sanchez

Similar to the commonly known "dirty sanchez", this one consists of the use of one's own post-coitus fluids, or that of their partner's.

After we made sweet love, I gave my man a squirty sanchez.

by AlyciaJade January 24, 2009

Blind Dirty Sanchez

An enhancement to the disputed Dirty Sanchez and one-eyed dirty sanchez.
A male, after engaging in anal sex with a lass wipes his dirtied cock across the top of her upper lip to create the dirty sanchez and then cums in both her eyes.

It was mi birthday so she said we could be as dirty as I wanted so I banged her up borough and just when I was about to unload I pulled out and tried to get her to blow me. She didn't like it though so I just blew mi stack on her face :) But then she started yellin so I turned on the light and there she was squinting at me with a blind dirty sanchez!

by Dirty Fuzz October 29, 2007

josh sanchez

A type of man who teases a woman and leads her on, while alternately still dating his girlfriend brianna garcia

I don't know why I keep thinking he will return my affection- he is pulling a josh sanchez

by Lillian January 6, 2005