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Memphis Fruit Salad

When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.
Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
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That's what she said

Four simple words that can be used as a reply to a sexually suggestive comment. Known to make people laugh their asses off.
Example A: In the classroom, talking about a test.

Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"

Example B: Talking about a fragile object

Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"

Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key

Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"
by Andre "Shinigami" G. October 15, 2008
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Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is a Flash animation created by David Firth in July of 2005. There are currently 7 episodes, titled 'Spoons', 'Friends', 'Nettles', 'Cage', 'Present', 'Shore Leave', and 'Cupboard'.

The series focuses on a creature (most likely a humanoid of some sort) by the name of Salad Fingers. He is tall, bald, pale-green skinned, but his most notable feature is his long fingers, which look a bit like salad leaves. SF is most likely schizophrenic, or maybe just high on drugs. The animations are normally very gory, disturbing, or somehow dirty, but still somewhat addicting to watch. Once you start to watch the animations, you'll find that Salad Fingers is actually a very polite and almost friendly person.
I don't like this game...

I like it when the red water comes out...

That fish smells about done.

-Salad Fingers
by BeatleLuver95 January 5, 2009
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Salad Monster

A monster, located in North America, that stalks and can cause continuous pain to the asshole area. Loves to dig deep into its preys salad causing uncontrollable screams.
Kyle, you were screaming in your sleep last night. I was worried the salad monster was powning your ass.
by AIR D March 21, 2009
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Canadian Salad

Including, but not limited to:

1. Noun: A cornucopia of love
2. Noun: A smorgasbord; a diverse prostitution circle.
3. Verb: To develop an assembly line in which multiple ears are inserted into a female vagina containing dental modification. (Vagina Dentata).
"I gave that bitch a Canadian Salad. Bitches love Canadian Salad".
by Oberlin Barnardians March 13, 2011
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salad side

The short-side on a goalie, the weaker of an opponent's two sides.
He swooped in off the wing and tried to stuff the puck salad side.

He's been dominating you on the forehand all match, you've got to pound his salad side if you want a chance.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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silly salad smut

A sticky salmon with fancy buttons and a vest. (Eat fruit) Also known as an ass clown. Is known to harvest boots and socks in winter.
~Smith's Grocery Store
~Bean sack
~Fish with tumors
by Boots August 2, 2003
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