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Safe

A word to describe someone as a safe option, as they are so ugly and horrible that you know that they will never leave you. Often practised by hot girls on tinder, who swipes you right thinking that you are safe, they keep you on leash often ghosting you for days or weeks, stands you up on dates and are mostly mean. Quickly gets bored as you try to be nice or give them compliments as they were expecting you to talk about the quantum theory and consciousness in the first two lines of greetings. Absolutely results in an unmatch without explanation (while you were typing) becomes toxic for deluded men who are inspired by the "she's way out of my league" movie and leaving them stranded in the dystopia of broken dreams. The cesspool fosters and encourages stalking behaviour, resulting in psychopathic tendencies to be a sociopath and eventually a creep.

Guy: So it's a one year anniversary since we matched! Are you still active on tinder?
Girl: Dude, fuck off! I only swiped you right cuz I thought you are safe

Girl 1: I would love to leave my guy for a hot, tall, rich stud! But I won't cuz I know my guy will never leave me cuz he is an ugly ass loser.
Girl 1's BFF: Safe is the way to go!!!

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Heavy Heavy Safe

Describing something as very good or brilliant.
To signify something as great.

Yeaah, heavy heavy safe

by Beciee August 5, 2010

the safe

when you bust in her mouth and cover her mouth with either tape or your hand.

Yo u know that hoe emily, well i made her the safe.

by Hoe fucker March 1, 2021

Smelly Safe

In women’s prisons, the Smelly Safe is where inmates hide contraband. Also known as a Hairy Handbag. Politely called a Vagina.

I think Karen has a bit of heroin hidden in her Smelly Safe

by Charliebynature April 14, 2021

safe budget

It is an oxymoron. Mixture of the word "safe" to denote something that is good and the word "budget" to denote something that is bad.

safe budget means that it is within budget
as in its a good budget

by Dins25 January 2, 2009