A 'Safe Gift' is a present an Ex or secret lover has given you that has no connection with romance or love so that your current squeeze will not know who gave it to you.
by BRUCEFC April 21, 2018
Get the safe giftmug. Stream safe means a piece of content that doesn't violate terms of service on all streaming platforms
Erika: "omg keebs, play CPR by cuppcakke and meow it also."
Keebs: "but wait erika, that song isn't stream safe, silly"
Keebs: "but wait erika, that song isn't stream safe, silly"
by morning_keebs January 12, 2024
Get the stream safemug. by Meow meow kitty cat May 11, 2018
Get the safe touchmug. by Billyrahmanfromtheeast December 14, 2023
Get the air safemug. by Resonator December 21, 2018
Get the Safemug. A word to describe someone as a safe option, as they are so ugly and horrible that you know that they will never leave you. Often practised by hot girls on tinder, who swipes you right thinking that you are safe, they keep you on leash often ghosting you for days or weeks, stands you up on dates and are mostly mean. Quickly gets bored as you try to be nice or give them compliments as they were expecting you to talk about the quantum theory and consciousness in the first two lines of greetings. Absolutely results in an unmatch without explanation (while you were typing) becomes toxic for deluded men who are inspired by the "she's way out of my league" movie and leaving them stranded in the dystopia of broken dreams. The cesspool fosters and encourages stalking behaviour, resulting in psychopathic tendencies to be a sociopath and eventually a creep.
Guy: So it's a one year anniversary since we matched! Are you still active on tinder?
Girl: Dude, fuck off! I only swiped you right cuz I thought you are safe
Girl 1: I would love to leave my guy for a hot, tall, rich stud! But I won't cuz I know my guy will never leave me cuz he is an ugly ass loser.
Girl 1's BFF: Safe is the way to go!!!
Girl: Dude, fuck off! I only swiped you right cuz I thought you are safe
Girl 1: I would love to leave my guy for a hot, tall, rich stud! But I won't cuz I know my guy will never leave me cuz he is an ugly ass loser.
Girl 1's BFF: Safe is the way to go!!!
by going_south November 21, 2021
Get the Safemug. A tiny penis which when seen makes a girl laugh. This laugh provoked the male with the said tiny penis to rape her.
Also has a horrible stench
Also has a horrible stench
by Bob smith the genius May 19, 2018
Get the Safe garmmug.