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Yonks is Stonks

If "Yonks" refers to a period of time, and "Stonks" refers to a quantity of money, we can apply the old saying. Time is money, therefore Yonks is Stonks.
Hurry up, we're on a tight schedule, and Yonks is Stonks!
by fried.rice.guy November 3, 2019
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stroaking the salami

hey that girl is stroaking his salami
by jimmy lee April 16, 2003
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Dick Stroke

When your dick gets so hard that the blood pressure in your cock causes a malfunction resembling a stroke in your brain. EXCEPT IT IS YOUR FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!
Nice looking woman walks in.

Guy 1-look at that lady! Damn!
Guy 2- yeah too bad you had a dick stroke last week. Don't think you'll be doing work in her slit.
Guy 1-don't remind me asshole...
by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015
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power stroke

Power Stroke is the engine in Ford trucks.
by ccpgm41 September 2, 2006
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Slow Stroked

Means that you were screwed over, treated unfairly, etc..
Aww man I was supposed to be home alone, moms Slow Stroked me.

She said she was gonna give me some ass but she Slow Stroked me.
by VeeMarley September 10, 2011
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butt-stroked

To get hit in the mouth with the butt of a rifle.
"He better be quiet or someone will pistol-whip him or worse. Like getting butt-stroked."
by Howard Davies March 26, 2007
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slow stroke king

Apparently the slow stroke king is Drake in a song called Mr. Right Now
But he really ain't all that
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