Coming in there with a stick

The commonly used parental threat (usually empty threat) of intimidating one's child (or other subordinate) into doing what is asked of them. Very often used on defiant children when they refuse to go to bed or obey their parental figure.

Son: I'm not going to go to bed...I'll stay up as long as I want!

Dad: The hell you are! Get to bed or else I'm coming in there with a stick!

by Eziquio C November 16, 2007

Poop on a stick

Used as an interjection when all other phrases are simply inadequate in expressing one's feelings.

Person A: Sorry, I can't come over and give you the math answers, my bulimic hedgehog just barfed all over my floor.
Person B: Poop on a stick.

by aintnohollabackgurl January 24, 2011

stick man

Your stick man is a good friend that always got your back.

Like a right hand man.

by Pharm from BX April 22, 2005

fuck stick

Defining a person who is totally worthless, annoying and needs to be punched in the throat.

annoying coworker or person that takes no responsibility for their actions, when they do something stupid, you say "what did the fuck stick do now?"

by Edward the One March 20, 2008

whoopee stick

Slang term for male genitalia used in the bloodhound gang's single Foxtrot.

"Vulcanize the whoopee stick, in the ham wallet"

"I used my whoopee stick for some hardcore Vagina Mining"

"Vanessa moaned as i railed her with my whoopee stick"

"I finally got Vanessa to suck my whoopee stick"

by Justin Briones and Justin Evans September 9, 2008

Crap on a stick

1) A phrase used to show dislike and hate for something.

2) A delicious treat.

1) Dude that movie was crap on a stick!

2) I'm so hungry, I could sure go for some crap on a stick right now.

by BackToNormal July 1, 2004

cheese sticks

Best fucking food in the world!!!However eat to much of cheese sticks.you will be on the crapper for maybe about 4 hours 10 tops!!!!

sister-Whats taking you forever in the bathroom?
brother-Sorry had 8 cheese sticks to many!!!

by gorillaz April 28, 2008