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getting sageted

When someone tells you a joke that they believe is really funny, but everyone else thinks is really lame.
What would a vampire bring to a baseball game? A bat! Oh man, I was at this party and this dude was telling me a joke and immediately I knew I was getting Sageted.
by Jason Morales March 23, 2007
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Crap Saget

A humorous gesture that is administered when one judo chops another between the shoulder blades and says: "CRAP SAGET!"in a loud deep voice.
Man! I have a huge bruise from that Crap Saget the other day!
You just got Crap Saggeted!
by Dark Gorilla November 29, 2009
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BOB SAGET

a simpler, non-offending way of saying "god Damnit", orginally heard by the touretts guy from Youtube.
"Bob Saget, I dropped my phone!"
"Bob Saget, my shoes are wet!"
by The Echoer February 7, 2009
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slagelesque

Adj.
A very blunt or direct way of stating something or asking a question. Usually something everyone is thinking but too afraid to say or ask themselves. Most times sounds rude or inappropriate.
"Are you black and white or mexican or what?"

"That was very slagelesque!"
by Trout Hall December 24, 2008
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bob saget

A comedian you would think is the world's biggest poof due to his soft-headed roles on America's Funniest Home Videos and Full House, but actually has a really risque act. Also the object of a silly cult at www.bobsagetisgod.com.
Bob Saget is god?

Why that's ENLIGHTENING!
by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006
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Sage

A fun girl who is very loyal to her friends. She's very talented and good at almost anything she tries. She can be hilarious and is not known for caring about what others think of her. If you have a friend named Sage, never let her go, because she might be one of the best things that ever happens to you.
" She's awesome, she must be a Sage!"
by lilykd06 December 10, 2016
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SAGE

A SAGE is a real ass nigga, he would do anything for his homies and he doesn’t fear anything. A SAGE puts other’s priorities before his, if A SAGE considers you family then you best believe he got you for life. Also a SAGE has one of the kindest and the biggest hearts. Their nice if you treat them nice but if you get on their bad side, you better run nigga. A SAGE is more than loyal toward their loved one’s they would do anything to make them happy. SAGE’s are very fun and chill to be around. Do yourself a favor and find you a SAGE.
Don’t make me call sage.

Sage Is a real one.

I love me some sage.
by $AGE February 10, 2019
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