Scoutitus

When you've been up in the boonies to long that any peice of ass looks amazing to the eye. Most women from up north tend to be fat and thus make you have beer goggles without the beer.

note "fat chicks are good for practice anyways!"

Scout 1: man i wanna screw that girl over there
Scout 2: are you talking about that huge cow over there
Scout 1: yeah man i got scoutitus i could fuck sheep right now.

by MJLnum1 March 11, 2010

South of the South

A term generally used to discribe parts of Florida, most notabley coastal urban centers and Orlando. A large percentage of these areas' residents originate from northern regions, such New York, New England, and parts of southern Canada. As a result, they are almost entirely devoid of things typically associated with the deep south (southern accents, Confederate pride, etc.). Called "South of the South" for it's location south of the Deep South (or Dirty South). Note that in means being physically south of the region called the south, NOT the southern part of the region called the south.

Pretty sure being South of the South is *better* than being in the Deep South, too.

by Dense_Electric December 2, 2010

South Dakota Sausage

When some male or female uses sausage or hotdogs as a sex toy and shoves it up the rectum or vagina and then eats it afterwards.

Sandy: Oh god that feels so good

Barbara: Let me eat it!

Sandy: Yeah i think we should stop..south dakota sausage is just gross, Barbara.

by michael92394 April 16, 2011

South Chelsea

South Chelsea is the pseudo-posh description of the area in London called Battersea, in a sad attempt to make it sounds nice.

"Where do you live?" said John A; "Oh I live in South Chelsea," said Mike M; "You mean Battersea? Wow. Sad," said John A.

by Sciamo December 23, 2011

Souta

A beautiful Asian man with a kind heart. He can be insecure and hurt, but won't show it- he strives to be the best he can be. Overall, he is someone to look up to. Having a naturally beautiful way with words, people often want to get with him, regardless of gender, seeing as he is handsome, as well. He tends to be a perfectionist, from writing to grades. Once he is your friend, he is willing to be there for you, no matter how annoying you may be.

He can be very shy, but on the other hand is also a man with a charming humor, albeit scandalously flirtatious and alluring. He's known for accidentally making men and women fall for him, and the worst part is, he doesn't even try. To capture his heart is a hard task, but one that would be quite worth it. On that note, he is rather slow (and quite the idiot), and sometimes advances need to be spelled out for him to catch it.

He also like cats.

And his name means 'thick and quick.'
If you catch my drift.

Wow, look at that new Japanese exchange student! He's so perfect...he must be a Souta.

Babe, why aren't you more like a Souta?

Souta wrote a new poem today; I can't believe he thought it up out of nowhere, and it came out so beautifully.

I wish I was more like Souta.

by rainb0wpanda November 9, 2013

south of normal

A little off center, unconventional, rebellious, or iconoclastic.

When she quit her well-paying job, everyone thought she was a little south of normal.

by Norm S February 12, 2014

South Brunswick

South Brunswick. A town located in New Jersey. One of the most culturally and socially diverse townships. There are stoners, emos, populars, gossipers, etc. but in the end they all come together and literally everyone is somehow linked to another person. Mohamed Sanu went to h.s. there. Every teen hates South Brunswick but as an adult they look back realizing how great it was. If you went to SBHS you can literally walk down memory lane.

Taylor: omg I just found out that Emma is Joey's brother's best friend's cousin and that they're friends
Gabby: wait what? omg how? but Joey is a total stoner and Emma hangs with the girls who like to gossip
Taylor: I mean... we're all linked in South Brunswick. Everyone knows each other in a way.

by randomth1ngs March 5, 2017