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by Spaghetti bones November 21, 2016
Get the spaghetti bonesmug. A delicious yellow thingy which you ussualy just play with it and make silly faces, but it is moms spaghetti
And you already know this is a joke and added by some 12 year old who just ate moms spaghetti and likes eminem which what i just said isnt true...Probably
And you already know this is a joke and added by some 12 year old who just ate moms spaghetti and likes eminem which what i just said isnt true...Probably
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
by What'sAPseudonym??? August 22, 2017
Get the Mom's spaghettimug. When a girl that's on her period rubs her vagina on a hairy chest and then defecates screaming "Mama Mia!!". (Close to pussy squash)
by bubbles009 September 21, 2013
Get the spaghetti and meatballsmug. Grab a butcher knife and begin to slice a penis into thin strands that look like spaghetti. You then wrap them around your own penis till it turns red to be the spaghetti strap sauce. Then take a photo and send it to the senior citizens you live close to.
by Gorilla fingers lick me April 12, 2011
Get the Spaghetti Strapsmug. When someone is overly triggered by something or someone for no reason, or for a reason that is not only lightly infuriating.
Person 1: *Talking to friend*
Person 2: CAN YOU STOP TALKING
Person 1: Jeez you don't have to get all upsetti spaghetti
Person 2: CAN YOU STOP TALKING
Person 1: Jeez you don't have to get all upsetti spaghetti
by Joel1 November 2, 2022
Get the Upsetti Spaghettimug. A variant on 69 in which each partner slurps spaghetti noodles off their respective partner's genitalia. A male partner would typically have noodles wrapped around their penis, while a female partner would typically have noodles first twirled into a ball and then pressed into vagina, resting roughly halfway above surface level. If a female partner is on top for this position, the other partner should be wary of the spaghetti spilling entirely onto their face. Both shapes would resemble something like an O, hence the term "Spaghetti-Os".
WARNING: Be sure that cooked spaghetti noodles, as well as any sauces you wish to mix in, have cooled, before attempting this at home.
WARNING: Be sure that cooked spaghetti noodles, as well as any sauces you wish to mix in, have cooled, before attempting this at home.
Partner #1: I'm hungry. Wanna have some Spaghetti-Os?
Partner #2: Sure! Let me just stretch out your dinner bowl, before we eat.
Partner #2: Sure! Let me just stretch out your dinner bowl, before we eat.
by Linguistic Jester July 30, 2017
Get the Spaghetti-Osmug. A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.
Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.
by JNS Memes May 30, 2018
Get the Spaghetti Bollocknaisemug.