Goose Cream Soap (noun)
1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.
2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.
**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.
2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.
**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”
Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
by LittlestB90 May 13, 2025
Get the Goose cream soapmug. by Canadian Cat June 28, 2015
Get the soap bridgemug. 1. The male version of feminine intimate hygiene products invented by Benji.
2. A soap specially for use on your willy.
2. A soap specially for use on your willy.
by l-Unicorn October 16, 2008
Get the Willy soapmug. John "Soap" MacTavish was a main character and protagonist in the Call of Duty story arc Modern Warfare.
Soap hates dogs.
Soap hates dogs.
by The unshockable May 4, 2018
Get the Soapmug. The Dr. Squatch Soap that’s made with Sydney Sweeney’s Bathwater. It’s an extremely rare item, good for sticking your dick into or through.
Guy 1: Yo did you get the Sydney Sweeney Bathwater Soap?
Guy 2: Yea but mines got a big hole in the middle of it
Guy 2: Yea but mines got a big hole in the middle of it
by Ripitup2015 June 18, 2025
Get the Sydney Sweeney Bathwater Soapmug. by Karol Johnson March 23, 2018
Get the Soap Dopemug. by gertardbertard August 9, 2022
Get the Soapmug.