Lazy Smurf 

When you start blowing a guy, stop after a minute, then go watch Netflix. You ask from the other room, “Lemme know when you’re almost there!”

When asked if she wanted to sleep with him, Jules said “well, I’ll at least give you a Lazy Smurf “.

Lazy Smurf by lablanca December 28, 2019

Tiny Smurf 

The name given to a small, blue-balled penis, primarily used to insult a man

"I heard Angus has a Tiny Smurf in his pants"

Tiny Smurf by A Horse With No Name June 14, 2020

Crazy Smurf 07 

The most racist person on earth

Oh my God did you just call this person a *racist word*? You are almost as bad as Crazy Smurf 07!

Crazy Smurf 07 by Omi lover May 4, 2022

discount smurf 

When a person puts on a red swimming cap they then become a Discount Smurf.

(IT HAS TO BE A RED ONE)

Person 1: Hey I forgot I had a red swimming cap in my bag haha!

Person 2: Give it to me
.
Person 1: Huh?

Person 2: Now.

Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*

Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.

discount smurf by Discount Smurf August 10, 2022

piss smurfing 

The act of taking over a lobby in a video game and looking like a "smurf". Commonly used in EU region to compliment and uplift fellow teammates.

Sinister you played that fight so well, you're actually piss smurfing.

piss smurfing by ishikami October 19, 2022

my smurf, your peak 

quite literally the most devastating insult one could lob in voice chat at their sh*t teammates in ranked videos games like R6, Valorant, LOL, Rocket League, Chess. It implies that the speakers “f*ck around” or “smurf” account thats only played on casually is ranked better than the enemy/shit teammates real account is ranked at its peak.

teammate: “that was a bad play, look at your aim , you’re dogwater”

you: “ my smurf, your peak ”

my smurf, your peak by Crouch Guy August 24, 2023

The Brainy Smurf 

Getting your testicles gargled untill they turn blue (blue balls)

Dude why cant you sit down?

Oh I just got The Brainy Smurf

The Brainy Smurf by minority426 December 24, 2009