Lazy Smurf

When you start blowing a guy, stop after a minute, then go watch Netflix. You ask from the other room, “Lemme know when you’re almost there!”

When asked if she wanted to sleep with him, Jules said “well, I’ll at least give you a Lazy Smurf “.

by lablanca December 28, 2019

Smurf jam

When a midget creams

“Yo bro I just bucked a midget and her shit was Smurf jamming 👻”

by April 20, 2022

Smurf Jump

Shooting a rocket at your feet without jumping, resulting in a rocket jump with minimal height. Often used in the pocket soldier rollout.

Instead of going for a normal jump, I used a smurf jump to garden him.

by dogdayboy April 03, 2021

Sloppy Smurf

When an old bearded man raw dogs a little person.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over the place.

by SassetteSmurf October 01, 2018

Sloppy Smurf

When you nut in a blue condom and it turns inside out when you're taking it off.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf October 01, 2018

Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.

Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf October 01, 2018

Tiny Smurf

The name given to a small, blue-balled penis, primarily used to insult a man

"I heard Angus has a Tiny Smurf in his pants"

by A Horse With No Name June 15, 2020