by Tedmburke March 20, 2021
A sexual act where one partner performs anal sex on a nother while making a burrito on their back. Before the burrito is finished, the one performing anal sex pulls out and ejaculates into the burrito then serves it to their partner.
So I made my old lady dinner last night.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.
The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.
The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.
by Abortionater December 31, 2017
A sloppy wop is the act of sucking a dick with a mouthful of wet spaghetti. While performing it, you use your tongue to force the spaghetti down his dickhole. When he's about to cum, you suck the spaghetti out of his dick.
by MeatPrick October 17, 2019
A bukkake session that results in the whole face being covered in semen with the exception of the eyes leaving the recipient to appear as if they are wearing a traditional ghost costume made from a sheet with the eye holes cut out. The only difference is, in this case, the sheet is made of semen.
Yukio was tired of her eyes stinging so by the time she shot Japanese Cum Queens 7, she closed her eyes during the money shots leaving her with a sloppy casper when all the men were finished.
by rickabone August 21, 2017
When you want to have a relationship with the girl you have fwb's with but she rejected you so you get anger issues and you drift and crash your car.
by Yumi Ishiyama March 19, 2023
by tacoman 200x January 08, 2012
Putting a girls pussy over an exhaust of a motorcycle, reving that shit till she squirts on the tire, then you proceed to do a burn out only hitting the clit, slicking the back tire.
by revvin2018 August 14, 2018