Trying to sleep

When evrey embarrassing moment ever comes to your head

I'm trying to sleep

by Jakiemoo May 31, 2018

makeup sleep

It's like makeup sex in a sense that it's a really good sleep that you get after feeling shitty.

Man I was so tired after finals, I took a shower and passed out for like 18 hours, it was the best makeup sleep of my life!

by Haven't met you yet June 16, 2011

Sleep j

when you give a sleeping person a bj (blow job)

dear husband was passed out on the couch again and I was so frustrated I gave him a sleep j in hopes of rousing him

by super8mm October 28, 2011

Can't sleep?

If you don't sleep, make sure you don't take any pills, and go outside often, fresh air will come in handy. It’s even better if you think of fond memories before bed, and something that makes you happy. If you still can’t fall asleep, and feel tired, and reluctant, see a doctor, it may be something more serious.

Can't sleep? See this text through.

by Danica :) March 4, 2021

sleeping with socks on

being the hottest mf alive

Hey! You heard about that guy? He hates having bare feet and always wears socks at night. Sleeping with socks on is great. Boyfriend material!

by 21blood_enjoyer37 November 19, 2021

Sleep Walking

You walk, while sleeping. Somehow, you manage to dodge objects and mutter useless crap and pretend no one is arond you.

Sleep walking dude - mmm....mm........mmmmmm.....

by Ron Cheung July 19, 2004

Sleep calling

When you fall asleep in a call with someone and they don't mind it so they go sleep in a call with you. Often done by people who are close to each others or are e-dating

Person 1: Oh damn, yesterday I fell asleep in a call with Sarah
Person 2: Just fell asleep or did u do sleep calling?
Person 3: Sleep call man, sleep call..

by Sworlix May 17, 2018