What’s your ring size?

Often used by lesbians to refer to fingering. Like, how big are your fingers gonna be when you put them in me

Adora: Hey Catra, what’s your ring size?
Catra: wtf...10.5

by JudeTheSimp May 30, 2021

Size 10 steel-toed enema

To take your size 10 steel-toed workshoe with your foot still in it and stick it up someone's butt.

How would you like a size 10 steel-toed enema?

by PeeBee February 13, 2004

fun size snicker bar dick

Small dick! small penis

girl: how was that guy last night?
other girl: he has a fun size snicker bar dick!

by alyssaabarbie March 30, 2009

one size fits all

A silly marketing term used to describe an item of clothing that doesn't fit anyone.

John: "Ugh, I bought this shirt from the mall yesterday and it doesn't fit."
Mary: "Well, obviously. It's one size fits all."

by bill of swift April 27, 2016

Lily Has A Willy The Size Of Caerphilly

a popular phrase used by the good people of Cardiff.
invented by the one and only hattie hardass and is now used often to describe a ginger best friend.
now has become a worldwide facebook group, please join.

sounds best when said in a rhythmic tone.
eg ' LILY HAS A WILLY THE SIZE OF CAERPHILLY AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OO OO OO OO!'

Lily Hattie

by Hattie Hardass May 1, 2010

Act your age, not your shoe size

Stop behaving immaturely. Said to adults who are acting like overgrown children and to school-age children who are acting like overgrown toddlers.

It's time for you to get serious and stop being silly. Grow up, pal! Act your age, not your shoe size!

by meow2u3 February 23, 2008

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 18, 2004