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scratch

a programming language for teachers who want their students to have no success in life and learn to drag some blocks to other blocks
hey did u do ur scratch hw the teacher gave us?
lmao no im not a loser
by scratchsucks November 29, 2020
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driver side ankle scratch

the act of oral sex while the receiver is driving, AKA "road head", also a convenient excuse for authorities who may catch said parties in the act.
Dude, the other night my girlfriend gave me a driver side ankle scratch...I almost ran off the road.
by cablife November 2, 2011
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No Scratch

There are no deficiencies in a particular object.
"Let's go back, back to the Gap
Look at my check—wasn't no scratch
So if I stole, wasn't my fault
Yeah, I stole—never got caught"

Spaceship by Kanye West
by jmrtn June 13, 2021
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Bird scratch

When you've had too much fiber and it feels as though you're pooping out a birds nest. It leaves you with an itchy butthole.
Hey, Charlie! After I eat all that Raisin Bran, I got some mad bird scratch.
by CBCAKM September 3, 2017
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scratching glass

Refers to incessantly scrolling on a smartphone, which has a glass screen. Used as a pejorative, with the connotation of doing something ineffectual, unproductive, and/or even harmful to oneself.

Brings up imagery of someone making pictures or writing on frosted glass to pass the time, or someone trying to make a permanent mark on a glass pane with just their fingernail but ends up breaking their own fingernail.

glass-scratcher (noun)
1. someone who spends a lot of time on their phone, usually scrolling through social media, but can playing games, etc., usually to their own detriment (e.g. social seclusion, inability to get out of bed without checking their social media feed, etc.)
2. someone who spends a lot of time trying to gain attention and/or influence on social media, but doesn't make much difference, and their obsession ends up harming them in some way, (e.g. getting into arguments online, fans turning on them, etc.). Can be used as a synonym for 'bluetick' (someone verified on Twitter), 'clicktivist', etc.
I wasted all day scratching glass; I checked Facebook, then Snapchat, then went on Pinterest and just scrolled for hours. I think I have a problem.

Joe Hildebrand is such a glass-scratcher. He spends so much time on Twitter but only has a few followers, and then he comes on Channel 10 and can't hold a proper conversation. Why does he bother trying to be a celebrity when he can't engage in social interaction outside of Twitter?
by KoalaHugger July 1, 2020
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dead scratch

Start again, rise from the bottom, back on track after serious problems.
If anyone can start over from dead scratch, it's you.
by Lazy Seal May 13, 2018
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Scratch

A coding website where you can find Frank
I just found F R A N K on Scratch!
by 4n 1di0t February 3, 2020
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