scrinjob

noun/verb

to insert your nose inside a vagina and wriggle your head.
you may do this while sniffing.

That guy gave a scrinjob to his girlfriend last night, he still has juice on his nose

by chiefcupcake April 9, 2011

Scranton Sausage Grinder

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.

I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.

by Midget buster January 18, 2012

Scissor Skype

When 2 lesbians are having a long distance relationship and are reduced to dry humping their webcam simultaneously during a skype session.

I logged on to my computer to skype with a friend of mine and the camera was really blurry. My roommate, Mary, must have been in here humping the webcam again during her scissor skype session.

by Ninjee Star September 21, 2012

Scott Wozniak

the guy who owns sonic jam.
i think he was a youtuber? idk all i know is he owns sonic jam.

Guy1: Hey do you know who Scott Wozniak is?
guy2: yeah he owns sonic jam.

by WaluigiBot January 15, 2021

David Schmitt

David Schmitt is the lead vocalist of Breathe Carolina. He's probably the sexiest thing to even walk the planet. His voice, hair, eyes, everything about David is god. Not to mention he's extremely funny and irresistible. David can kill you with his hot amazing powers.

Girl1: Daviesaur I choose you!

*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!

* opponent is defeated*

by Grrowel145 February 19, 2013

PBDAF scale

A ranking system used to analyze the douchiness of a person. PBDAF stands for:

P: Prick (lowest level)
B: Bastard
D: Douchebag
A: Asshole
F: Fucker (highest level)

Reading a bunch of Twitter posts from pretentious, entitled, clueless college students earns them the grade A in the PBDAF scale

by TechnoMaster December 4, 2014

lb scoots

The scooter wheel company made by the kid who made $100k at 13, Nicholas Pinto.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

Bro, I love Proto wheels but they break mad quick, I got me them lb scoots wheels by nick pinto now tho. we straight.

by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020