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A guy who tries to get with everyone. A player. A guy who will lie to a girl to make them hook up with them or send pics. They think they are the shit when they aren't. A guy who will only date a girl for their body. A total ass. A guy that will make a girl cry and laugh, and a guy who lies when they said I love you
by RyAn1234 March 27, 2015
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A really funny guy , who you never expect to make you laugh. Hes really lazy and makes other people get stuff for him. He saids his dick is big , but its a lie so don't believe him. Hes a pretty chilled out kid though. Don't mess with him he will hurt you.
Me: Is that Ryan?
Friend: Yeah hes really lazy
by RyansFriend January 5, 2010
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a short, irritating person that makes bad joke that he himself laughs at. not in any way the life of the party. Often scares away any and all women near him.
He's such a Ryan.

omg i can't believe that Ryan!
by Rbady April 19, 2010
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noun: A person in existence with a unibrow and no pinky toes. Ryans generally exhibit erratic behavior, including Mirror and Tourettes Syndromes, intense random muscle spasms, Narcolepsy, and shreiking. They tend to prefer fried spiders and government clean rooms, and usually dislike water and the color persimmon. Some Ryans have been known to frequently wet themselves at the sight of 1996 Toyota Corollas, flies, manboobs, and wicker chairs. Also, Ryans tend to be allergic to toothpaste and nostalgia. If confronted by a Ryan, the recommended procedure is flirting in an Egyptian accent and making empty promises while polka dancing and avoiding eye contact and feeding him seaweed.
You can never trust a Ryan in his natural habitat.

It is not safe to pronounce "Ryan" as "Ree-ann".
by i'm friggin amazing February 3, 2010
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Often a boy, but can be a girl. When using the word 'Ryan' to refer to a member of the femal gender, one is usually refering to a hottie that runs her mouth. She's got brains and wit, but she'll grab your insecurities and run 'em up a flag pole for everyone to know. Watch out. She's bossy.
Person: Ryan, I think I'm a whore
Ryan: Yes, you are.
Person: Really?
Ryan: Hey Billy, my friend's a slut. Tell her she's pretty and she'll be all yours in a second.
Person: She's right.
by Ryan The Girl....Duh June 18, 2008
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Makes fun of your goldfish
Person 1: ewww it’s ryan

Person 2: ikr ugly man
by Shrek kid :) February 16, 2020
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A big fat asshole who hates woman. He's a really gay guy. He is also a child molestor and he likes extra large black man penis, he is the type of person to have really bad body oder.
Guy"I"m gay."
Girl"Ew you're such a Ryan"
Guy"Frick you"
by Joshisugly April 20, 2018
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