robert

A guy with a huge wiener he’s a chick magnet he’s tall and hot and has a chad personality he prob gets invited first to all the parties and gets straight As on all his classes

a truly perfect individual

girl: omg jessica is that robert
jessica: yes it’s him he fingerblasted my pussy and it was sooooo good

girl: omg i wish he’d do that to me too

by Verbtheserf January 17, 2022

Robert

He's tall, charming and beautiful, the type of person who will always make you laugh and comfortable around them, who will always respect and take good care of you. Everyone loves them, they're gorgeous with the most beautiful brown eyes, you won't want to let them go.

A: Who's that beautiful person?
B: That must be Robert!

by ILoveToLove<3 March 2, 2022

Casket Robber

When a man dates a woman that is way older than a cougar or milf. Casket Robber is the antonym for Cradle Robber.

A 23 year old man trying to get in the pants of a 65 year old woman.

Yo Damn, Doug! That lady is old enough to be your grandma! Quit trying to be a damned Casket Robber! Sicko..

by MagicManMike December 31, 2009

Robert

- Hide yo wife Hide yo kids -
- This guy flirts with your mom
- He is that good looking weird guy
- Carefree, adventurous, outgoing, funny, shameless, idiot, careless, nasty, inconsiderate, and loving.
- That one guy who will make all the pure/nice things in the world look stupid

- Will say some taboo shit out loud without making it awkward.
- Your best friend material

Goddammit Robert

by Hematochezia August 17, 2017

Robert

A great pilot who always keeps a good head on his shoulders. Sometimes gets frustrated when things don't work right. Short. always caring and helpful.

Wow, Robert really helped me with that question!

by PiperComanche November 6, 2017

Robert

Sometimes can be a bitch but honestly very loyal when you need him. He is silly and annoying.

Robert is there for you when you need him.

by losthillsgang November 27, 2018

Midnight Robber

A sexual position/event taking place during a threesome (one guy and two girls). It is when a man is standing and receiving head from a girl on her knees but also at the same time a girl comes from behind and tosses his salad.
The creator was once withdrawing money from an ATM late at night when he was held up at gunpoint. He was happy to pull out cash from the machine but was soon terrorized by the mugger behind him. Therefore he thought 'midnight robber' was an appropriate name for the sexual event described as above.

Yo Sage, how was that threesome you had last night with those two nurses?
Dude, it was crazy hot until they decided to run the midnight robber on me!

by Sagemax December 29, 2007