rice gun

a powerful gun that shoots rice at mach 10 and can pierce titanium like it was soft rock.

SKIDDYPOPOPBOOOOMSPITTERSPATTERPOOOPMOOM is how fast the rice gun shoots

by havanannananaan May 7, 2018

Clowning the rice

To screw something up badly.
Comes from Gene from Top Chef Season 5, Episode 5 where he messed up a dish.

"I was trying to make sushi instead I ended up clowning the rice."

by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008

Cheesy Rice

A phrase used to substitute saying "Jesus Christ".

Mary- "Hey guys. My mom's making me go to church now, so I can't use Jesus' name in vain anymore. It's gonna be a hard transition."
Julia- "Why don't you just say Cheesy Rice instead?"
Mary- "Rad idea!" *stumps her toe* "Owww!! Cheesy Rice!!"

by calliesaur:) January 7, 2009

Rice field

A game in which you and your friends hide in a dark room with a claymore attached to the top of a Roomba.

Also a whimsical prank to play on the common Vietnam veteran.

I'm wasted enough to play rice field now!

by Yossariankov January 5, 2020

shake the rice

The act of wanking off, asian style.
Generally includes the use of chopsticks and soya sauce.

TIME TO SHAKE THE RICE!! WOOOOOT!

by Invisible Cunt January 22, 2011

Rice Packer

A Racial Slur for a Person of General Asian decent. Usually from Vietnam, Korea(Both), Japan/ and or China. This term came about, no doubt due to the Asian's vast and insurmountable love for foods of the grainy type. They not only eat rice, in disgustingly large quantities, but it is also one of their major exports, so they therefore pack it...hence Rice Packers.

God: Hey yo...Rice Packer!

Wang Chung: I don't recognize you as my god...I serve Buddha

God: Get that cat out of your mouth, before I shoot you with lightning and bury you in the nearest rice patty

by BanRice April 19, 2009

rice-rocket

derogatory term for a very fast, usually modified, import car or motorcyle.

see rice car, honda

by dave cole April 14, 2005