The Bond Heard Round Big Sur

A legendary act that went down in history in the summer of 2013 at a house in Big Sur. A single 6'-9" ginger applied 1/2 cup of Gold Bond to his genitalia & face area in one fell swoop. The tingling brought him to both knees & has been ingrained in the history of the California Central Coast for all eternity.

The Bond Heard Round Big Sur - the legendary feat completed by one insanely tall ginger in the summer of 2013

Example: Wow nice form on that gold bond application! It may have been a solid application but have you brews heard of the "Bond Heard Round Big Sur"? Take a seat.

by Campbellonious November 30, 2018

Bonus round

When you are woke up in the morning after a night of sex with more sex.

Dude she woke me with head, knew it was bonus round time.

by Gettinghead December 5, 2010

Knights of the round anus

Gays; those men we're all supposed to love, despite all privately finding their behaviour disgusting.

Sir Elton John and Sir Ian McKellen are both knights of the round anus.

by IanChode October 5, 2008

1st Round Draft Pick

Any top notch female worthy of being your main woman

"Sandra is ok, but her girl Tangela is a 1st Round Draft Pick"

by GBurgNupe March 24, 2004

cleveland merry go round

When a man sticks his erect penis in a womans wet vagina and his friend spins him around.

I gave my girlfriend a Cleveland merry go round after we went to the fair.

by hanshewscrotch September 20, 2008

Virginia Beardy-Go-Round

A homosexual act in a which a male participant with a large, bushy beard ties said beard to multiple partners' penises while performing oral sex on another man. This allows for the bearded participant to pleasure multiple male partners at one time. Made famous by Virginia resident Grom Hightower.

Yea Grom was so frisky last night, we all got together and had a Virginia Beardy-Go-Round. Nearly ripped off Mal's dick.

by haxen January 11, 2009

Merry-Go-Round

Like a train that keeps coming around and around again. The fun never stops.

"you niggaz wanna run a train on that bitch?"

"Fuck that, I got 5 hours to spare, let's make it a merry-go-round!"

by El Capitan Monsiuer Bisch January 11, 2010