Pound Paralysis

The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.

Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!

Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.

by Pound Paralysis June 11, 2018

marc perales

His laughter is annoying as fuck but he knows how to hack the pentagon so its all good fam.
He will lose his virginity at 30 and he just looks for hentai porn on the deep web.
in conclusion he is a very nice guy, OR MABY JUST A DICKHEAD

Look at this guy... He is a Marc Perales

by geraaard June 6, 2018

Chestnut praline

The act of ejaculating on a gay mans hairy chest, letting it glaze over and then picking it off layer by layer to eat as a nice holiday snack.

You should’ve seen the look on Billy’s face when I peeled off that crusted chestnut praline that I ejaculated all over his hairy man chest.

by Mook E Stone July 8, 2018

nicholas peralta

a man with a fat juicy ass

He must be a nicholas peralta because thats one fat ass

by crazebux January 28, 2020

Blanket Paralysis

The condition or circumstance where one is covered with, wrapped in, touching or crumpling an INCREDIBLY soft blanket and they are unable to move - neither can they remove said blanket or be removed from said blanket. Voluntarily or by force.

"She has been lying there for hours. She has blanket paralysis."

by Torgud January 29, 2020

Simp Paralysis

Very horrible. It is diagnosed when you have simped too hard online and in public! The only cure is to REDACTED.

Bro, I heard that Jeremy got diagnosed with Simp Paralysis.

by UnoKage June 9, 2020

pp paralysis

When it never gets soft again

Doctor, doctor! I’m experiencing pp paralysis!

by Licc November 22, 2020