A person of tremendously lower intelligence that feels the need to deliberate display or mention their pronouns
He's got pronouns in his social media bio, so you shouldn't expect much logic or sense from a pronoun retard
by Ford Femboy August 12, 2024
Get the Pronoun retard mug.The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.
"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
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When you're trying to confuse someone as much as humanly possible, so much so that it sends them into a completely separate state of mind/consciousness of bafflement.
"I've been pontoonmaxxing my shawty for 4 days now, I've been slipping LSD into her drinks and making her believe she's close to unlocking the ability to communicate with animals"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
Get the pontoonmaxxing mug.Pronoun Matrix Simulation or P.M.S. Is changing of one’s gender identity in a controlled matrix environment. And / or To simulate one’s self delusions of who they truly believe they identify as. Regardless of what one’s true biological gender is.
(Jake) hey Lynnette I just got the new sims in the city game today. I now identify as a she now. . I am so smoking hot. Look I got boobs.
(Lynnette ) About time. I been playing with my new penis for hours. Still trying to get the hang of it. Steve is no help. He identifies as a Black African American lesbian now.
(Jake) What sorry !!! I was fondling around with my new Boobies. Where’s the Woman’s Bath Room at. I have got to put in my tampon and take my Birth control.
(Lynnette) It’s down the hall on the left.
Can you take my Daughter. They won’t allow me in the woman’s bathroom now because I got a penis now.
(Jake) that will happen when you turn on the Pronoun Matrix Simulation. Just switch it off real fast and take your litter girl. Then when you feel like it. Just Turn it back on. If anyone tries to misgender you. Just call them a Racist.
(Lynnette ) About time. I been playing with my new penis for hours. Still trying to get the hang of it. Steve is no help. He identifies as a Black African American lesbian now.
(Jake) What sorry !!! I was fondling around with my new Boobies. Where’s the Woman’s Bath Room at. I have got to put in my tampon and take my Birth control.
(Lynnette) It’s down the hall on the left.
Can you take my Daughter. They won’t allow me in the woman’s bathroom now because I got a penis now.
(Jake) that will happen when you turn on the Pronoun Matrix Simulation. Just switch it off real fast and take your litter girl. Then when you feel like it. Just Turn it back on. If anyone tries to misgender you. Just call them a Racist.
by DrFuck March 8, 2024
Get the Pronoun Matrix Simulation mug.Pronoun Matrix simulation or P. M.S. is the act of diagnosing one’s self a different Gender Identity, regardless of the Gender He or She was born with in a controlled simulation environment. By 98% of the community.
(Jake) Hey Lynnette I just got the new politically correct Gender Identity Sims game.
(Lynnette) About time. You can now show me how to work this penis. I been at it for hours and I am hung up on shooting straight.
(Jake) What Sorry !! I was playing with my new Boobs. I got to take a tinkle and put in a tampon and take my birth control.
(Lynnette) Can u take my little girl with you. They won’t let me in the Woman’s bathroom now I got a Penis.
(Jake) just turn off your Gender identity setting in the gender simulator settings. If they misgender you and it is turned off then you can sue them for misgendering you. Just turn it back on to confuse the rest of the 98% or the population. So take your own girl to the bathroom.
(Lynnette )what’s that baby girl. You identify as a Male Poodle now!!
Never mind. I can just take her for a walk In public. You got a baggie so I can clean up her poop. The Pronoun Matrix Simulation is the best reality game ever. I can’t tell the difference between make believe or reality.
(Jake) who really can!!
(Lynnette) About time. You can now show me how to work this penis. I been at it for hours and I am hung up on shooting straight.
(Jake) What Sorry !! I was playing with my new Boobs. I got to take a tinkle and put in a tampon and take my birth control.
(Lynnette) Can u take my little girl with you. They won’t let me in the Woman’s bathroom now I got a Penis.
(Jake) just turn off your Gender identity setting in the gender simulator settings. If they misgender you and it is turned off then you can sue them for misgendering you. Just turn it back on to confuse the rest of the 98% or the population. So take your own girl to the bathroom.
(Lynnette )what’s that baby girl. You identify as a Male Poodle now!!
Never mind. I can just take her for a walk In public. You got a baggie so I can clean up her poop. The Pronoun Matrix Simulation is the best reality game ever. I can’t tell the difference between make believe or reality.
(Jake) who really can!!
by DrFuck March 8, 2024
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Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.
Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.
Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
/////// WARNING \\\\\\\\ Pronoun Matrix Simulator will get you KILLED or may sustain bodily harm!!
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
by DrFuck March 9, 2024
Get the pronoun matrix simulator mug.Pronoun Matrix Simulator; The act of
Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.
Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.
Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
/////// WARNING \\\\\\\\ Pronoun Matrix Simulator will get you KILLED or may sustain bodily harm!!
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
by DrFuck March 9, 2024
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