show priest

A priest who gives the appearance of godliness but it's all an act and his actions and words are not in allignment.

He preaches about the poor while drinking pricey wine and eating caviar. He's a show priest.

by Justice4all November 2, 2013

Lord Pristic

The realest neimon on the west side of Compton. Capped like 30 motherfuckers in one night and didn't even give a fuck. Probably fucked your bitch in the ass so hard that she went home and had to shit the nut out. Really does fuck the baddest west side hoes and smokes an ounce a week.

Wow Lord Pristic fucked my bitch. #ThankYouLordPristic

by Boosie November 22, 2013

turbulent priest

An archbishop who regularly defies royal direction

"Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"

by abeckett December 29, 2013

a priest in A minor

A little known work by Beethoven.

Tom: Have you heard Beethoven's recently discovered work?
Langford: No, what is it?
Tom: It's a Priest in A minor
Langford: Awe, too soon, man

by Packin McCracken January 14, 2016

moldy priest

When a Catholic priest has to resort to having sex with a legal age adult

I couldn't find any of the choir boys, so I had to do a quick Moldy Priest

by Asstroman June 19, 2016

Dr.Priest

1. Priest is always right.

2. If Priest isn't right then No 1. takes place.

If Dr.Priest says that animals don't feel pain, then animals don't feel pain.

If Dr.Priest says he is smarter than someone, then he is smarter than someone.
If Dr.Priest says he won, then he won.

And if Dr.Priest says he has a big dick, then he has a big dick.

by MOOSEWITHDUCKS June 2, 2017

Young priest

Young priest is a priest who uses his nickname "young priest" to trick kids to like him, when he have gained the kids trust he will then lure them into his van and molest them

Young Priest: "Hello my children, i will be you mentor! Follow me!"
Kid: "FUCK OFF YOU PERVERTED OLD PRICK"

by pixpix123 September 27, 2017