Polish earplug

A sexual act when during a blow job, a male ejaculates and instead of swallowing, a partner collects and deposits the semen into the male’s ear canal like a warm, wet Willy.

That bitch Karen from Accounts Receivable gave me a polish earplug!

by Karen’s clan February 22, 2020

Buff and Polish

The action required to look your very best.

It was our first date and I wanted to impress. I took extra time to buff and polish.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

ball polisher

Basically a person who enjoys spit-shining balls. Ball polishers get very angry if you call them a polisher. Polish=life.

That person is a ball polisher.

by Behsg June 1, 2016

pearl polisher

1. A machine or individual who polishes pearls.

2. A person who enjoys licking and/or rubbing the clitoris of another female.

Ex.1

"Wow. Not even a scratch! That pearl polisher works like a charm."

Ex.2

"Hey Jackson, have you seen Mick?"

"Last time I saw him, he and Rachel went upstairs. Probably going down on her like he always does."

"What a pearl polisher."

by FunkyCunk December 22, 2019

Rolling Polish

Driving in the winter or cold weather with your car windows rolled down while blasting the hot air inside your car.

Paul was being a bitch about how hot it was in his friend's car on the way to school one winter, so Eric the driver decided to roll the windows down and thus started "Rolling Polish". Not to be confused with Rolling Danish!

by HAPTK June 5, 2015

Pee Polish

Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.

Steve pee polished the seat because surprise guests just showed up.

by lyradius February 17, 2013

polish headbanger

Chronic masterbater

Well he’d have gone on a date. But he’s a polish headbanger, and rather do it himself.

by 12233344445555 January 30, 2019