Pinch the loaf

One who is in a hurry to take shit, so they are forced to pinch it off, before they are finished. It usually leads to an uncomfortable feeling in someone's ass.

Man, my ass is killing me because I had to pinch the loaf while at that party.

by Ultimate Brad November 17, 2009

peach pinch

Using your thumb and forefinger to squish a girls vagina preferably by tugging the clitoral hood over the labia. Best performed when unexpected.

Vaginafer is in for a nasty peach pinch.

by John Smith January 22, 2005

pinchy

A small tobacco/marijuana pipe. Usually looks like a short cylinder and is said to hold a "pinch" of whatever smokeable is aptly enjoyed, but shit cuz, it'll get u higher than a...ummm......braw!

"Dude, pack dat pinchy boi! We need to blaze before the midnight cattle drive playyyya!"

by JO-E-ZizzA! October 31, 2003

pinch a grumpy

To drop a duce. Pinch a loaf. Take a dump. Go # 2. Take a shit etc.

I woke up this morning and had to pinch a grumpy.
I wouldnt go in there i just pinched a grumpy.

by justin jb December 30, 2007

Sweater Poncho

It’s a sweater or some other material with a hole in the middle and it's worn like a poncho.

I can't believe Bernard went home with that girl wearing the sweater poncho.

by Bernard Bangwanger November 6, 2004

Pinho

A surname meaning "Clutch in Life"

I am so Pinho in my Life

by Smidgen Madden October 21, 2008

Pinch Rocket

A small snap of weed to be taken in one lungfull.

Ey man you wanna do some pinch rockets?

by pinchrocket August 7, 2011